Josh Pointing at Star Wars Shit

The Dark Side had to start somewhere.

There are precious few sacred relics in the annals of film. It is because of this fact that Josh, on a level only Lucas himself ever matched with Episodes 1-3, has taken it upon himself to personally defile the beloved and triumphant original Star Wars Trilogy, with all the hate and anger he can summon to flow through him... and channel out his pointing, pointing finger.

It's like Han's pointing at you... with all ten fingers.

I want you, dear reader, to understand the level of villainy we're dealing with. I worry, at this point, you think we're looking at a series of photos depicting a possibly silly man having good times. I assure you, this is not the case. Here, we see Josh laughing, laughing, at Han Solo, encased in carbonite. He is avidly and openly mocking one of the greatest lovable rogues in film history in his darkest hour. I want to make this clear: Boba Fett didn't laugh when he took possession of the frozen hero. Jabba the Hutt didn't laugh when he refused to give up his "favorite decoration." Darth. Fucking. Vadar. didn't laugh when he lowered his enemy into the freezing pit. Yet look into the eyes of this man in the picture above. See the lack of remorse. See the pitiless joy. Look into the face of pure evil.

What does this button do?!

This is a man who has accepted his fate. He has nothing left to lose.

Allow me to ask you a simple question.

Darth Vader stands before you, wearing his special chef's hat which he only brings out for very special occasions, as he's rarely afforded the opportunity to don headwear due to his condition and Imperial Uniform Regulations. He is holding the severed head of a six foot, five inch tall sentient alien. Tell me...

Would you point at him?